Anybody who knows me, knows I adore children. They make me smile. I had to pass this on, I hope it makes you smile as well Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America Maria: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? Class: Maria. Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? John: You told me to do it without using tables Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher: No, that's wrong Glenn: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago? Winnie: ME! Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I' Millie: I is Teacher:...