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Child for Hire

My child has developed some talents and if anyone could use some of her specialties give me a call. I don't believe in Child Labor laws, I believe in making money no matter what. Here are a few of her services. 

Envelope Lick er

Body Artist- I'm pretty sure she can make markers/pens/crayons appear out of thin air.

If you're lucky you will get the classic "Uh Oh" at the end of the masterpiece
Sweeper


Gold Digger

And last but not least photographer. This particular advertisement will take a couple visual aides to fully provide an accurate presentation of her abilities.
She goes for the abstract/ contemporary look 
She always gets the best lighting
And just look at those angles.... Remarkable
She also provides MULTIPLE options of the same object


I give you Ms. Audrey Ann

Comments

Newman Family said…
Totally hilarious! I love it!
June 17, 2009 at 9:12 PM
Crockett said…
That is so cool! She is just the cutest little girl ever!
June 19, 2009 at 2:03 PM
Suzi said…
You are hilarious!! Seriously
June 24, 2009 at 7:32 PM
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